Uncle (Our Pain, Your Gain)

Mindless Self Indulgence
Are you left-handed and dyslexic? Wanna finish the show?
You can call yourself Johnny Urine, I don't really care, they don't really know...the difference. Get yourself a mic, I'll wait...
Go ahead. We'll get on M** with HIM for sure.
He's got that Simon Le Bon look...
Uh, huh, ho! Uh, huh, ho!
No teachers, after school,
Uh, huh, ho! Uh, huh, ho!
You're so dead after school...
Oh, no, no!
Why don't you beg? (FATSO!)
Run! (FATSO!)
Beg? (FATSO!)
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle,
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle,
You better say it,
Uh, uncle
I don't think you guys are motivated enough,
You don't have nothin' but a target...
THAT'LL MOTIVATE YA'!
Uh, huh, ho! Uh, huh, ho!
No teacher after school,
Uh, huh, ho! Uh, woo-ho!
You're so dead dead, after schoo-aah-ooh-aah-ooh-aah-ooh-
Oh, no, wah-no!
Why don't you beg? (FATSO!)
Run! (FATSO!)
Beg? (FATSO!)
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle,
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle,
You better say it?
Uh, uncle,
Uh, uncle
Why don't you say it?
Babies run home to muh, uh, uh, ther,
'Body likes you,
Get you, I'll get you tomor-or-or-ow...
De-de-decided how they're going to torture you,
Make your life a hell...
You...never get over, baby, hey
Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be running on over you,
Make your life a hell...
You...never get over, baby, hey
Why don't you beg? (FATSO!)
Run! (FATSO!)
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle!
Why don't you say it?
Uh, uncle!
You better say it?
Uh, uncle!