Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
The ladies call her Beatrice,
and her shoes are stained by the rain,
the rain, the rain.
She'll wear them til the leather's thin.
Uncle's got a silver gun
and Auntie's got a steady hand.
Uncle's got a silver gun
and Auntie's got a steady hand.
she thinks of mighty eagles and
shoot him dead in the (?)
ow there's fire on the grease in the pan.
Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
The ladies call her Beatrice,
and her shoes are stained by the rain
the rain, the rain.
She'll wear them til the leather's thin.
Uncle's got his jar of whiskey
and Auntie's got her friends.
Uncle's got his jar of whiskey
and Auntie's got her friends.
He stinks of city living but
she don't know where he's been
a been, a been
oh, the poker hall on 2810.
Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
Uncle's got a sweetheart
and Auntie don't know her name.
The ladies call her Beatrice,
and her shoes are stained by the rain
the rain, the rain.
She'll wear them til the leather's thin.
She'll wear them til the leather's thin (x5)