Uncomfortable Things
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
One
I want to be a boy
Though not sure that I would like those giant
Feet
I would be overjoyed
Because this penis envy has me hurting
Help me oh be one I'm yearning
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
Two
I had to pluck my chin
It really freaked me out
I was only twenty-six
And this one did me in
The body hairs in strange places
Sent my boyfriend to the races
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
Three
This one's embarrassing
I should have worn a darker color than I did
And then I paid the price
And on that day to my demise
The white I wore was not so white
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about
These are the most uncomfortable things a girl can talk about