I heard she got a husband
who works abroad for a company
makes far more cash than you and me
I heard she's a little loose
but I think they lied
because I confide
no other man sleeps by her side
I heard she kinda likes me
because she told Christine
who told Louise
who told Nadine
who spoke to me
maybe her wandering eye
might glance my way
and she might say
is it possible she could make my day
she could make my day
cause you can can never tell
you can never tell
you can never tell
oh you can never tell
you can never tell
you can never tell
you can never tell
she's underfed
the book that she was reading I had read
once or twice
she's spoken for
she has a face that I could easily adore
but we're both faithful
I picked her up in my busted Metro
we drove down to Kent on the M20
I drove real fast and I didn't speed
I tried to tell a joke
but I mistimed my punchlines
told limericks that didn't rhyme
she didn't seem upset
then I said something I should have left
I told her fast she should forget
she should forget
cause you can never tell
you can never tell
oh you can never tell
you can never tell
oh you can never tell
you can can never tell
you can can never tell
she's underfed
the book that she was reading I had read
once or twice
she's spoken for
she had a face that I could easily adore
but we're both faithful
she's underfed
the book that she was reading I had read
once or twice
she's spoken for
she had a face that I could easily adore
but we're both faithful
she's underfed
she's underfed