Unhappy Birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil

And you lie

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost

And some may say

When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy

It should be this way?

I say "No, I'm gonna kill my dog"

And: "May the lines sag, may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

'Cause you're evil

And you lie

And if you should die

I may feel slightly sad

(But I won't cry)

Loved and lost

And some may say

When usually it's Nothing

Surely you're happy

It should be this way?

I said "No"

And then I shot myself

So, drink, drink, drink

And be I'll tonight

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

From the one you left behind

Behind

Behind

Behind

Behind

Behind

Behind

Oh, unhappy birthday

Behind

Behind

Behind