Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It s like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like
On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head ' flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
Could you like just picture me in like a
Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
He was like freaklng me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT...
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut
So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
It was like really embarassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this,
I was like really embarassed.. .
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
But I live in like in a really good part of Encino so
I'm like freaking out totally
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
Like those things that like stick in your mouth
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
You know me, I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know
It's like really nauseating