Video Revue
Hey, look at this store!
There's movies galore!
We've seen 'em a thousand times over before
And that's why our brains don't work anymore!
"The Player" is a movie
About finding fresh new scripts
Like "Rambo 3" and "Rocky 5"
And "Star Trek" Number 6
Eva joined with Zsa Zsa
And they formed a, "Sister Act"
But both were, "Unforgiven"
Because neither one could act
‽The hand that rocked the cradle"
Once belonged to "Hook", you see
But it got bored and so it joined
"The Adam's Family"
"Amadeus" was a genius
"Beethoven" was a dog
The "Muppet Family Christmas"
Is about a pig and frog
There was a sled named Rosebud
And a "Citizen" named "Kane"
He rode it 'til the snow was melted
Now he's "Singin' In The Rain"
The "Princess Bride" got married
To the handsome "Prince Of Tides"
Which now makes her dad, "The Fisher King"
The "Father Of The Bride"
And pretty soon you'll find them all
Inside the "TV Guide"
Along with all the stars
You like to see!
Like Hitchcock and Spielberg and Oliver Stone
Shirley MacLaine and Sylvester Stallone
Francis Ford Coppola, Hepburn and Tracy
Robert Zemeckis and Martin Scorcese
Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Woody Allen and Mia
Robert Deniro and Andy Garcia
Sophia Loren, Barbra Streisand, Joan Crawford
Paul Newman, Rock Hudson, Spike Lee, Peter Lawford
Jack Nicholson, Brando and Marilyn Monroe
And that's all the people we know!
We're glad the dinosaur is gone
He was an easy mark
But if we ever miss him
We can rent "Jurassic Park"
So when it comes to clunkers
Like "The Babe" or like "Presidio"
Don't pay $7.50
Just catch 'em on home video
As for us it's bye-bye time
So long now, toodle-oo
We've had quite enough of this