Empty bottles, empty head The committee says shape up Or they'll fix me quick enough
(We are with you everywhere) (We protect you from yourself)
Lousy jobs, down in holes Join the Union, learn to bowl The committee pays the rent
Thank you for electing us There's a problem we're aware That many of your children share But we've developed new techniques The process takes about two weeks It''s based upon electroshock A daily dose of microwatts And when we're through with what we do We'll ship the begger back to you And then he'll be as good as new
Doctor says I'm almost fine And they'll let me out in time And my tapes not quite erased