Spit in the face of a jock at the mosh pit Saw her at the mall at the local Hot Topic Her boyfriend was picking out a new chain wallet She really ain't got no heart for a fight She'd rather see an art show Beat her face down till she looked like a Picasso Even ripped the ring out her boyfriend's nostril
Brother's outside, smoking on a Newport Heard about his sister, running through the food court Ran right over the dude from the shoe store Rumored that he jumped down two floors, ooh, Lord! I never seen that look on another human being
Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy
Mona from Sedona, Arizona Drove to California in a beat up Toyota And singing 'Champagne Supernova'
Life, it ain't all roses, though You go where you're supposed to go
Jumping out the double-wide Running through the trailer park Tearing off the duck tape Wearing just a pair of socks Terry-cloth undies that her parents bought In hysterics when the sheriff stopped Crying, with her hair in knots I think the drugs are wearing off
Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy
Heaven-sent, lemon-scented medicine they fed us with Said the speech, read it off the teleprompter Fly away in an army helicopter
Jello shots and marijuana, going off to war now For a bunch of mobsters, looking for Osama... (Bin La da da da da da da da)
Bats in the belfry (Whooha!) Rotten on the vine (Hahahaha!) Can't keep my eyes closed (Whooha!) Sunny all the time (Haha!) Put your hands where I can see 'em, boy More from That Handsome Devil