Voting Early

Modern Baseball

Tonight we'll watch the presidential candidates debate

And I'll bike 17 blocks down Haverford Avenue

To buy a case

And we'll pretend to know our facts

While we verbally castrate the GOP

And w'll make our parents proud by voting early

But whatever the out come next year

Man, too bad I'll still be here

And I'll be sitting on the roof

With my 5 best friends

Talking' real big game

On all of our shitty bands

I don't care what you believe

You'll never be on the MTV

So Madison Square Garden's our basement

And if the cops show we'll find their replacement

Tomorrow morning

I'm scrambling' ever last egg in the God damn fridge