You call me up on a Saturday night
Half intoxicated with a crazy bunch of guys
Say you're at a party and I really ought to come
Then you hold the phone up so that I can hear the hot drumbeat
You'll be waiting for a long time
I don't wanna leave out all the fun and happiness
I don't wanna walk away from love and tenderness
I'll be on the sofa watchin' rated videos
I'll be gettin' closer to the one who satisfies my soul
You'll be waiting for a long time
It isn't like I'm missin' out on anything tonight
Happy as can be, I got my babies by my side
One day I will turn around and they will all be grown
Then they will be goin' out and won't be stayin' home with me
You'll be waiting for a long time