I was walking the street just the other day When I saw a favorite girl of mine coming up the other way Stopped on the street corner to say hello From the look, eyes, body language, should have braced for so much more
Who do you think you are Mr. Guitar Man? Struttin' so tall like only Chicken Little can With your cornered glance and that flirty look You attention-starved whore, boy, you wrote that book
She left me waiting on high
With the fear of God in me you know I neared my step Tried to keep up my pace felt like I broke my neck When I looked back just to see if it was all a joke Saw all my old lovers, all the hearts I broke
So I went down to the bar to drink to my good time friends All their hearts were broken and they had no end to lend to a strung out And misplaced, "I-move-to-this-place" pathetic little hipster's Gonna get punched in the face
I don't want to be that boy with a gun in his hand Firing two in the blue screaming, "This land is my land!" 'Cause this land is our land, and this land is free And that's what I tell the children when they're murdering me