I thought I'd move to Sydney
Of the city life they talk about
Don't want to know my name
They want to know what I do for a living
My songs don't earn me money
Or fill my pockets with cash
Everything I want is getting
Like that funky little apartment
I've been getting cozy with a Kiwi boy
He was sweet as apple pie
He's going to leave me and hit the road
He's touring with the theater
If you see him say I said hello
All the birthday money my parents sent
Was spent on the phone bill and paying the rent
Frijole, guacamole anything you want
I'm working as a waitress