Look at me I'm all dressed up
And I'm ready for the party
Baby, come pick me up. I need a ride
'Cause my car just died and I hate waiting. Oh
Don't kick me out I'm too wasted and I can't get up
let me stay I just want to be here on this couch
Where'd she go I lost my ride
And I'm hungry and it's colder at night
It's OK I've got my cig
I can walk home if I need be need it