Way Too Much Time on My Hands

I've watched Casablanca twenty-three times

I know who's doing what to who, everyday on the days of our lives

I cut the grass three times this week, it looked real good but then

I think I heard it growing this morning, I guess I better go cut it again

I've got way too much time on my hands

I stayed up all night wondering if the

Eagles or the Beatles were the world's best band

Since you've been gone I sit by the phone

Feeling like a [Incomprehensible] man

I've got way too much time on my hands

I go out twice a day and rotate my tires

I've read every word in the last six issues of the national enquirer

Every other day I put another shade of paint on the kitchen walls

And then I go hang around Wall-Mart just to watch the prices fall

I've got way too much time on my hands

I spend a lot of it tryin' to decide

If Budweiser or Miller is my favorite brand

I started writing these songs since you've been gone

I sing 'em to the pizza man

I've got way too much time on my hands

I know it's only temporary

But honey, please hurry back

'Cause it's getting down right scary

The things I think and the way I act

I've got way too much time on my hands

I stayed up all night wondering if the

Eagles or the Beatles were the world's best band

Since you've been gone I sit by the phone

Feeling like a [Incomprehensible] man

I've got way too much time on my hands

I've got way too much time on my hands