i took my love onto the beach
we swam alone until he came
it got so bad i had to tell him
wayne wayne, go away
you don't belong here, say
wayne wayne, go away
in nineteen hundred seventy-two
there was a boy much bigger than you
he used to smile and stick out his tongue
remember he was so very young
i took my love onto the beach
we swam alone out of his reach
it got so deep i had to tell him
his mother never gave him a spank
he was a boy as big as a tank
i shoulda gave him some of my fist
but mama mama wouldn't like this
i took my love onto the beach
we swam alone out of his reach
it got so cold i had to tell him
he had a big black tire to float
it made him look like jupiter's boat
he used to say he liked to eat shark
and like a tree he knew how to bark
i took my love onto the beach
we swam alone out of his reach
it got so dark i had to tell him
i took my love onto the beach
we swam alone out of his reach
it got so wet i had to tell him