Maybe, maybe it's true...
You were looking sad and lonely
And no one even noticed you...
Your face was bright and twinkly
Your dress was creased and wrinkly
And no one even noticed you...
You fell in love with computer dating
Whoever heard of computers mating?
He never ever fancied you...
And now you're standing at the altar
They'll be no honeymoon in Malta
He never ever fancied you...
I met him once at the casino
He was drinking vintage vino
He never even mentioned you...
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