How sad are we?
And how sad have we been?
We'll let you know, we'll let you know
Oh, but only if you're really interested
You wonder how
We've stayed alive till now
We'll let you know, we'll let you know
Oh, but only if you're really interested
We're all smiles
Then honest, I swear it's the turnstiles
That make us hostile
[Incomprehensible]
We will descend
On anyone unable to defend
Themselves
[Incomprehensible]
And the songs we sing
They're not supposed to mean a thing
[Incomprehensible]
We may seem cold, or we may even be
The most depressing people you've ever known
At heart, what's left, of course we know
That we are the last truly British people you'll ever know
We are the last truly British people
That you wouldn't want to know [Incomprehensible]