What If I'm Right

"What If I'm Right"

You'll take me on a journey

And be there till the end

It won't be an uphill struggle

On you I can depend

You promised me a dream home

With roses round the door

You'll cover me in diamonds

There's nothing I want more

And

You'll be strong

And you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true and be faithful too

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?

'cos if the rain starts falling

You'll protect me with your coat

And you'll always tape the football

And let me watch my soap

You'll always be as handsome

And your weight will never gain

And when I give birth to our children

I will feel no pain

And

You'll bring me flowers

And you'll bring the showers

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?

You'll always keep the magic

The tender love and care

And when you need to change the light bulb

You wont hand me the chair

And when we're tired of the city

And we find a country home

You'll sell your vinyl records

And go get us a loan

You'll be my sympathetic lover

And won't steal the covers

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You won't forsake me

Your mother won't hate me

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be strong

And you'll turn me on

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

You'll be true

And be faithful too

But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?

What if I'm right?