What's the Matter With Parents Today?
Dads dressing like Motley Crue and why is moms hair dyed bright blue
They're staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly
I thought the apple fell far from the tree
Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my friends
Laying round on the couch, with my Misfits records out
Softly banging your heads
Maybe it's just a passing phase
What's the matter with my parents these days