When I See an Elephant Fly

I saw a peanut stand

Heard a rubber band

I saw a needle

That winked it's eye

But I think I will have

Seen everything

When I see

An elephant fly

I saw a front porch swing

Heard a diamond ring

I saw a polka-dot railroad tie

But I think

I will have seen everything

When I see an elephant fly

I saw a clothed horse

Rear up and buck

And they tell me that a man

Made a vegetable truck

I didn't see that

I only heard

But just to be sociable

I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat

I saw a baseball bat

And I just laughed

Till I thought I'd die

But I'd be done seen

About everything

When I see an elephant fly

I even heard

A jockle and drop

I went into a store and saw a bicycle shop

You can't deny

The things that you see

But I know there are certain that just can't be

I heard a far side chat

Heard a baseball bat

I bat until I thought I'd die

But I think

I will have seen everything

When I see an elephant fly

When I see an elephant fly