They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white ' nerdy
Look at me I'm white ' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
I'm just too white ' nerdy
We really white ' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills I'm a
Champion of D & D
MC Escher that's
My favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal well I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white ' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white ' nerdy
Look at me I'm white ' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
Think I'm just too white ' nerdy
I'm just too white ' nerdy
How'd I get so white ' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail
Really well
I can recite it right now have you
ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites