When thirsty woke up
He didn't know where he was, he said
I've got to do something
About where I'm going wrong
I'm not very nice
Put the champagne on ice and I'll
Try a little tenderness for a change
Amidst these broken hearts
He's still lonely
Always the same won't you do yourself a favour
Staring in the mirror at your deviant behaviour
Who are you
And he's still lonely
Back to work on Monday
He's bored out of his face
There's got to be a better way
'Cause he's bored
And now he's depressed
Red wine on his string vest
He put the pissed in philanthropist
And he's always out of place
So make me a better offer
I just wanna say I love you
Won't someone be the first thing that I think of
Amidst these broken hearts
He's still lonely
Always the same won't you do yourself a favour
Staring in the mirror at your deviant behaviour
Who are you, who are you, who are you, hey!