Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart
[Apu] Whether igloo, hut or lean-to
Or a geodesic dome
There's no structure I have been to
Which I'd rather call my home...
When I first arrived, you were all such jerks
But now I've come to love your quirks
Maggie with her eyes so bright
Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright
Lisa can philosophize
Bart's adept at spinning lies
Homer's a delightful fella
Sorry 'bout the salmonella
[Homer] Hehe, that's okay
Now here's the tricky part
Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
[Marge] Their floors are sticky-mart!
[Lisa] They made Dad sicky-mart!
[Bart] Let's hurl a bricky-mart!
[Homer] That Kwik-E-Mart is real - d'oh!
[Apu] Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
Not me!
Forget the Kwik-E-mart
Goodbye to Kwik-E-mart
Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
Not me!