Who's Crying

I go to the water park to show off my altered cock

To any whore in a halter top who likes to talk a lot

I force a sock into her mouth hole to keep her gums from flapping

Strip her of her south pole

And bust a fuckin' backspin on her northface

Turn this court case into a dragged out lawsuit

I'm attracted to her dad now, he's more cute

"Eyo!", I heard the guy comes quick from hand speed

I'ma have to fertilize his stomach with my man seed

"Then plant trees", my broccoli cock needs watering

Cry your eyes out above my rotting crotch and feed it awful things

Like love and affection, right? Hug the erection tight

She went down under, I fed that Aussie slut some Vegemite

I get in fights every night because of my heavy metal persona

With rapper stars but battle scars are my medals of honor

We're rappers without a consciousness

I've had it with of all this pompous'ish

I'm just gonna get obnoxious with repeatedly

Callin' ya mom's a beach bum