There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
And no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who...
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you do a roofy
I like it when you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
I wanna be a hippy
But I forgot how to love
Its hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But i'm feeling so uptight
(I'd rather be reckless than ruckless!)
Put your mama
Put your mama in a headlock...
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?