Why Joe
Wojo and I would like to thank Joe. Our favorite coach in the entire world
Joe sure likes baseball
But he is a cheater
He thinks he knows it all
But he is a wiener
He has one hundred names
One of them is Jack
They all mean the same
He is an ass
Why Joe, Why Joe
Are you an ass
Why Joe, Why Joe
Do I even ask
If I could play center field
Or second base
Maybe then we'd win a game
And get first place
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
We made errors on the field
You gave them five outs
Though there are only three
But to Joe there's sixteen
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
We could have any coach
Not really though
Anything is better than
That crack head Joe
Why Joe, Why Joe
Are you an ass
Why Joe, Why Joe
Do I even ask
If I could play center field
Or second base
Maybe then we'd win a game
And get first place
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
Why Joe, Why Joe, Why Joe
Joe, Why are you such an ass?