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Why can't a dish break a hammer
Why, oh why, oh why
Because a hammer's got a hard head
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Why can't a bird eat an elephant
Why, oh why, oh why
Because an elephant's got hard skin
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Why can't a mouse eat a street car
Tell me why, oh why
Because a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to eat a street car
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Why does a horn make music
Why, oh why, oh why
Because the horn blower blows it
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Why does a cow drink water
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Because a cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else
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Why don't you answer my questions
Just tell me why, oh why
Well I don't know the answers
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Why is there no pennies for ice cream
Please tell me why, oh why
You put all the pennies in the telephone
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