Never thought about the other side, oh no
It was always lets go try to pull some hoes
And I pulled 'em like a tow-truck since I was a young buck
Guaranteed the hoes always got fucked
With a one-two and all that good shit
I never flipped or tripped or got pussy whipped
'Cause I'm K-K-Kid Rock motherfucker
You wanna piece of me you're just another sucker
But oh well you don't bother me none
'Cause me and your girl have lots of fun
You know the one that looks like a model
Sucks on my nuts like a baby on a milk bottle
Not 'cause I make her, I wouldn't make her
But 'cause I mack her right, she loves me all night
With a one-two and all that good shit
With a one-two I'll take another sip
With a one-two and I'll rock this party
With a one-two you better ask somebody
Get down girl and read my mind
And you'll see that it's focused on your behind
You gotta lotta class and don't mind me askin'
But can I go up in your fat ass and just pump, pump, pump
What's next? check your money
It's scum and its time to jet
You bet she'll be into it more
On the bed the steps and the kitchen floor
You like the way the K I did it like I said
I would, could, should I do it good
In your neighborhood on your fuckin' block
'Cause I'm the cool the Kid Rock
Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Kid Rock, Kid Rock, Kid Rock
Make it nasty
Hoes talk the same shit
You dress like a slob
But bitches still give a good blow-job
Up come my drawers and it's goodbye
The Kid Rock's just got to fly 'cause it's 1-9-9-0
Time to fuck hoes
But before ya goin' put Jimmy in a lambskin
And we could bump all night you bet
So get set to jet and go get wet
Come on outta your girdle and slacks
And I'll shine that booty like turtle wax
With a one-two and all that good shit
With a one-two I'll take another sip
With a one-two and I'll rock this party
With a one-two you better ask somebody
Bitch