Yard Full Of Rusty Cars

Bobby Bare
Show me a house with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars
and you know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a rusty stove
and you walk right in, sit down and feel right at home
in the kitchen of the house of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars
Show me a man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars
and you know heâ"š¬â"ž¢s got a fridge full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ beer and itâ"š¬â"ž¢s nice and cold.
Swing on the porch, eat balony and bread and talk about gettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ old.
Spittinâ"š¬â"ž¢ in the dust with the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Scratchinâ"š¬â"ž¢ the ears of the dog of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Tell him I been to Haite anâ"š¬â"ž¢ he says â"š¬í…"well â"š¬í‹Å“atâ"š¬â"ž¢s real niceâ"š¬?.
â"š¬í…"Hay, Ma, this beer could sure use a little bit oâ"š¬â"ž¢ iceâ"š¬?
â"š¬í…"Now what was you sayinâ"š¬â"ž¢ about goinâ"š¬â"ž¢ to Hades?â"š¬? says the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
â"š¬í…"Maâ"š¬â"ž¢ teeth gone badâ"š¬? says the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
â"š¬í…"You know you remind me a lot oâ"š¬â"ž¢ my brotherâ"š¬â"ž¢s youngest kid.â"š¬?
â"š¬í…"Got killed in Korea. You play gin rummy?â"š¬? says the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Kick off your shoes on the couch of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Smoke your smokes and flick the ashes on the floor.
â"š¬í…"Hell son, everythinâ"š¬â"ž¢ hereâ"š¬â"ž¢s been burned or broke at least once beforeâ"š¬?.
And he winks at his old lady and she winks back at the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
â"š¬í…"Lord!â"š¬? says the man with the rusty cars â"š¬í…"that womanâ"š¬â"ž¢s gettinâ"š¬â"ž¢ wide!â"š¬?
â"š¬í…"So much for beauty son! Hand me that TV guide.â"š¬?
Watching the flies in the kitchen of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in and out.
â"š¬í…"Careful with that soup son. Itâ"š¬â"ž¢ll burn a hole in your mouth!â"š¬?
â"š¬í…"Soup anâ"š¬â"ž¢ life, you gotta wait â"š¬í‹Å“em out.â"š¬? says the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
â"š¬í…"Son, you ever get to sleep with any oâ"š¬â"ž¢ them movie stars?â"š¬?
â"š¬í…"Iâ"š¬â"ž¢d like to do that once before I dieâ"š¬? but heâ"š¬â"ž¢s talking a little too loud,
and his womanâ"š¬â"ž¢s smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢ kinda proud of the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Talking God and baseball with the man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.
Fall asleep right on the couch there where yaâ"š¬â"ž¢ sit
anâ"š¬â"ž¢ you know that his old woman ainâ"š¬â"ž¢t gonna mind a bit,
leastwise she donâ"š¬â"ž¢t mention nothinâ"š¬â"ž¢ to that smilinâ"š¬â"ž¢, smokinâ"š¬â"ž¢, dirty jokinâ"š¬â"ž¢, lucky old man with a yard full oâ"š¬â"ž¢ rusty cars.