You Are A Space Alien
Looking at you from across the table
Discussion is ready, willing, and able
But something's on your mind or maybe it's not...
I'm wondering what's going on
Do conversations make sense where you come from
And then revelation hits me from out of the blue...
It's the simplest, most consistent, logical explanation
For why you are so weird
You are a space alien
What planet are you from
You are a space alien
I think that you're so dumb
There's a blank expression set on your face
Are you communicating with friends in outer space
All the signs point to one place
You are an alien from outer space
And then there's the thing you've got green blood