Yeah when I was I kid I thought it might be cool
To write a melody that made all the girlies drool
Something like a Hey Jude or a sloopy hang on,
or anything that ever crossed the mind of Elton John
But I would, sit there in front of the keys thinkin'
What should I do? Get down on my knees
Should I just roll the dice for a song like DnDs But jeeze!
The notes are like a breeze blowin' in the trees
(No I can't do that)
These things are more than chance
To tell a story you need more than fights and romance
(No you can't do that)
If I got somethin' to say then I'll
need three things lyrics backing and melody.
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Are you Bored yet?
Are you Bored yet?
Have we toured yet?
Are you Bored yet?
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Now I got a guitar and a dozen songs or more
the four chords, say it with me now, one five six and four
that we've been screaming to for fifty years
They draw crowds to fill stadiums and even draw tears
Gimme a gaga ooh la la to shove in your wallet
you'll be throwin' cash in a flash right out of your pocket
your sockets, are weepin'; cryin' for a turn at the docket
you all set the bar lower and it's too late to stop it.
(No I can't do that)
How can I blame the masses
Tricked by all the labels who handed out rose glasses
(No I can't do that)
We put up with the contrite
As it keeps repeating repeating repeating repeating repeating aw
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Bridge me up Scottie