You Drive An IROC
You're from the north end, wop
You're from revere beach, wop
You can't have a barbecue, wop
The spaghetti always falls through, wop
You drive an el camino
Your hero's barbarino
Your cousin's name is guido
On the beach you wear a Speedo
You drive an IROC, wop
Your girlfriend has a mustache, wop
You were an altar boy, wop
You got raped by a priest, wop
You drive an el camino
Your hero's barbarino
Your cousin's name is guido
On the beach you wear a Speedo
You put on a bottle of cologne today
You're Italian and you're fucking gay
Your fucking name is fucking Vinnie
And you're a greasy, fucking guinea
You can't have freckles, wop
They slide off your face, wop
You braid your girlfriend's breast hair, wop
You shave your granny's back hair, wop