You Fill Out Your Census
Every April it's taxes
In November it's ballots
Every time you go banking
A new form appears
And the way that it's heading
I'm gonna start shredding
'Cause the form that I'm dreading
Comes every ten years
You fill out your census
With a number two pencil
First fill in your last name
And then your address
But soon they start askin'
Are you Native Alaskan?
And soon this small task is
Becoming a mess
My mom's half Hawaiian
Her dad's two-thirds Mayan
Her uncle's half-brother
Starred in "Boyz the Hood"
His aunt's Anglo-Saxxon
Just like Michael Jackson
What to do I am askin'
If you're Tiger Woods?