Your cousin Cindy touched me once I did not stop her so we carried on She and I always found a way You never knew, you never knew You never knew I was so untrue Because I lied, because I lied Because I lied, I lied and I lied and I lied When I said I was with Paul I was with Felicity Jones the big-chested red head I swore I did not know She cornered me while you were buying me a beer She knew who you were but she did not care You said you were leaving Because you did not feel needed So I lied as I tried to agree