You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
You couldn't pick up a guy at the gay bar
Mail prostitutes wouldn't take your money
You jerked off 8 times and ran out of your own
So you broke into a sperm bank, you cum guzzling fag
You're fucking gay, you're fucking gay
I only wrote this song to piss people of who are gay
I only wrote this song to piss people of who are gay
When you broke in Rod Stewart had already beaten you there
Luckily you were both good friends
You both sat around and drank 10 gallons of sperm
Wail listening to Los Crudos and watching Marilyn Manson videos
You're fucking gay, you're fucking gay
If you don't like these lyrics, don't buy our records you fag
If you don't like these lyrics, don't buy our records you fag