Yeah I swore to offer love
I swore off women
Devoted my life to huntin' and fishin'
I'd never be anyone else's lovesick fool
It ain't cool
I spend all my spare time
Fixin' up
That old rusted up pick up truck
In no time at all
I'd have it lookin' like brand new
Then you...
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Flip the switch on my Dumaflachi
Played my piano like Liberace
I let down my guard
And my heart was as good as gone
So long
Yeah, ya cranked my tractor
Ya flick my bic
Woman you trig my trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can't explain how ya done it
But, honey, you turn me on
You done all the takin'
I done all the gettin'
I threw up my hands, said
"The heck with it"
I shut down my heart
Locked it up and pulled the fuse
Before it blew
All my emotions were disconnected
No sign of a spark
The big detector
I had nobody
So I had nothing to lose
Then you...
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Yeah, ya crank my tractor
Ya flick my bic
Woman you trig the trigger on my thing-a-majig
Can explain how you done it
But, honey, you turn me on
I can't handle that baby
You better slow down
Shhwwwooo!