Everybody's jealous of my girlfriend
'Cause nobody can stand the ones that they have
Trying every strategy they know
And I don't really care
'Cause they have no chance
So everybody's trying to steal my girlfriend
They all know me
But I don't really know them
When I come around
They act like my friends
'Cause I know I'm gonna ruin their plans
Everybody's jealous of my girlfriend
Because every guy wants what he can't have
I hate to be the one to foil your plans
Oh, so, just give up
'Cause you got no chance
Everybody's trying to steal my girlfriend
I guess that they don't know she's mine
Maybe in another, another lifetime
They would have a chance with a girl so fine
Everybody's jealous of my new band
'Cause we do everything that other bands can't
Oh, I'm sorry we stole your fans
But it's not my fault they like our new jam
Everybody's jealous of my new band
Telling everyone that we are so bad
But I don't give a shit
Because it's so sad
'Cause we know we got it and they don't share
Everybody's jealous of my new band
We do everything that other bands can't
It's not my fault we stole all your fans
It's not my fault they like our new jam
Everybody's jealous of my new band
The silver writing treads
But they don't know that
I started this before it wasn't broken
Everybody wants all these things of mine
Everybody's stressing it
But all I ever think about is
I can't wait for the remix to come out
Everybody's jealous of my new band
We do everything that other bands can't
It's not my fault we stole all your fans
It's not my fault they like our new jam
Everybody's jealous of my new band
The silver writing treads
But they don't know that
I started this before it wasn't broken
Everybody wants all these things of mine