Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay and he's fucking gay
Your father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his fucking gay songs
So you jumped out a really high up window
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay and he's fucking gay
You knew, you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so fucking bad
You were sick of hearing, ‽You Look Wonderful Tonightâ€
So you jumped out a really high up window
Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song, ‽Tears In Heavenâ€
I was glad, you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay