You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, Mr Grinch

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

Just face the music

You're a monster, Mr Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr Grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk, Mr Grinch, ooh yeah

You're a vile one, Mr Grinch

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch

Given the choice between you, I'd take the

Seasick crocodile

Seasick crocodile, woah