You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd

My job was okay

I thought I was cruisin'

Little did I know

I was cruisin' for a bruisin'

Things were lookin' bad

But with you I had the goods

I couldn't see the trees

In love's deadly woods

I got smitten by a kitten

At the Kit-Kat Club

Before I hit the brakes

I had hit the rub

You overheard me on the phone

When I told her goodbye

I got creamed in the face

With a reality pie

And now you're gettin' even

While I've been gettin' odd

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You're gettin' even

While I'm gettin' odd

Now there's safety in numbers

But I think my number's up

Subtract you from my life, girl

Is like drinkin' with no cup

Now I'm gettin' wettish

Thinkin' about you, my great fetish

Like fishin' without a rod

I'm just sittin' here gettin' odd

You say that I hurt you

And it got you mad

You say that I burnt you

Now you're gettin' bad

I see you ain't jokin'

And I want your bod

But now you're gettin' even

While I've been gettin' odd

If I was an itch, would you bother to scratch?

If I was a pitch, would you bother to catch?

If I was peanut butter, would you be the jam?

If I was a door, would you give me a slam?

You've been gettin' even

While I've been gettin' odd

You're gettin' even

While I've been gettin' odd

Please come back

Please come back

I just got to have your bod

You're gettin' even

While I've been gettin' odd

(He never meant to hurt you)

That's the truth, I swear to God