Cruisin' down the freeway
Slurpin' latte in my blue Beamer Roadster
I won for being Sales Rep of the Week
At my now failed dot.com
Then it happens again
S.U.V. damn near killed me
They make the roads so unsafe
I bought me one the very next day
Why do I eat up so much gas?
Why do I cut you off the pass?
What do I drive like such an ass?
Because I can!
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
But I need my armored luxury tank
To drive to work and drive home
Keep my children safe
As I run down yours
While I talk on my cell phone
Better you than me
Got important places to be
School, soccer, psychiatrist,
And then the wine boutique
Why do I flaunt my upper class?
Hogging two parking spaces
Why do I act like such an ass?
No boundaries, man
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac
Blow them up! Key their hoods!
Run them out of the neighborhood
Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap
War for oil? Draft them!
Got a big hummer with monster tires
It's the latest craze
When S.U.V.s are not enough
To break a traffic jam
Up and over I go
My terminator crushing cars below
I'm late for a meeting
More important than yours
The Krispy Kremes are getting cold!
Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons
That brings out the road-rage macho dick
In everybody who drives one
Icy curves, slow down
Another pathfinder found its way to Hell
What a great way to thin the herd
Yuppie
Yuppie
Yuppie Cadillac