Yvon Of The Yukon
There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name
Exploring new worlds he dreamed was his fame
But reading a map was not his forte
So poor Yvon was soon cast away
Yvon of the Yukon
Sailing the stormy seas
Yvon of the Yukon
No one could hear his pleas
He soon found himself in a bit of a pickle
The frigid north seas proved more than fickle
He was knocked overboard and turned in to ice
Yvon of the Yukon
Happless Volunteer
Yvon of the Yukon
Frozen for hundreds of years
300 years passed and with some irony
Yvon was thawed up by Mutt's need to pee
Yvon claimed the land for his country's glory
And that's the start of Yvon's story
Yvon of the Yukon
(de-frosted for you and for me)