give me a bottle of scotch
6 beers and a case of wine
give me a champagne and reefer to set me up
and make me feel real fine
with a long cool gin and lime
let's get it on before last call
they're out of time time time
take that bottle of Rye off ice sir
give me 10 shots of Jagermeister
give me a 7 and a 7 with a twist
and serve it up and I don't want no fight
but I wanna get a high tonight
to make me feel alright yea
give me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
to mix that shit right in yea
give me 9 shots of bourbon
to mix it all right in yea go yea
take that glass and leave the bottle
cause I feel like getting ripped
and if you think it's such a sin
that I wanna get high again
well you can take my balls
and place them on your chin yea
so give me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
to mix that all right in yea
give me 9 shots of bourbon
to mix that shit right in yea
give me a lemon tequila a saltshaker
rum from Jamaica two for the maker
said a jack knife stay fine
alright give me a drink man
I am dying over here now!
1 I'm gonna get me licked
6 this is how I get my kicks
7 I ain't going to heaven
so give me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
to mix that shit right in yea
yea give me 9 shots of bourbon
to mix that shit right in yea
give me 9 shots of bourbon there
to mix that shit right in yea
give me 9 shots of bourbon
to mix that shit right in yea