The Devil Taught Me How

I was going home from a show late one night

well cold wind blowing

running shivers up and down my spine

well I ducked down the alley

(man what'd you see?)

I saw two red eyeballs staring at me

so I picked up the pace

and just kept on walking by

(why?)

he said "Boy, I see you toilin' in that toilet seat

playin' in that rockabilly band."

"And your girlfriend's ashamed

and your friends don't understand."

"And if you wanna see your name right up in lights

why don't you sign right there on the dotted line."

so I took that pen

I never looked back again

and I sold my soul

for complete control

you wanna know what my secret to success is?

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how

here's what the devil taught me

now listen...

I get all kinds of money

and all kinds of bitches and more

and when I use them up

I go out and get us some more

and I told those bitches they can

suck my dick

I told the naysayers they can

suck my dick

I told the non-believers they can

suck my dick

I told your fat mama she can

suck my dick

and I sold my soul

for complete control yea

you wanna know what secret to success is?

yea and I sold my soul

for complete control

you wanna know what my secret to success is man?

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how yea

because the devil taught me how

because the devil taught me how yea

because the devil taught me how