Hey there Alice, come on down and listen to my tale
Cos you know things get real slick when a soul man begins to wail
Go and chase a pimp white rabbit down a rabbit hole
Then the rabbit breaks out a bass guitar
Cos he's got Bootsy's soul
Alice's adventures in funkyland
Get down Alice things are getting out of hand
Sweet young Alice groove through the getto chase the Cheshire cat
Watch him hide behind a toothy smile, tell me how cool is that
Time to hang loose with a hip caterpillar as he tokes with a hooker pipe
Then the rabbit stops by with his bass guitar and funks away the night
Alice's adventures in funkyland
Get down Alice things are getting out of hand
Now then Alice, you feeling peckish, time join a few friend for tea
There's a hatter, a dormouse and a ma march hare, pretty weird company
Time to play a few word games Alice, better not loose your head
And the rabbit is there with a bass guitar and this is what he said
He said
Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where your at
Up above the world so high
Like Mr Clinton's mothership in the sky
The queen of hearts made some tarts on a summers day
So now Alice you've reached the top, hanging with royalty
A game of craps with flamingos and hedgehogs don't seam to right to me
The Queen is in a bad mood honey, better not loose your head
But don't world child you'll soon wake up, safe in a soul mans bed
Alice's adventures in funkyland
Get down Alice things are getting out of hand
Alice in Funkyland, funkyland....