Old man Jones is such a go getter
Walks in the park with an Irish Setter
Gotta burn off all the fat that fetters
Goes into work, he's a man of letters
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He's got a wife at home, he thinks that he should leave her
She's got a lover and a golden retriever
Deep don he knows it would be kind to free he
But in his heart my god he needs her
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The kids upstairs have got a new puppy
A little Jack Russell excitable and yappie
They've chosen a name, they call him laddie
Laddie loves the kids and Laddies bitten daddy
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It's often been said that the love a pet can be confused with love for the family
When this happens it can lead to resentment amongst all the people and animals involved...
There's three well fed dogs out sleeping in the yard
Four butchered corpses upstairs in the bath
A suicide is hanging, from the bedroom stairs
Dog knows what went on in there
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Which bad doggie has eaten the baby
Which bad doggie has eaten little baby
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