Asshole from El Paso
Kinky Friedman
(Chinga Chavin, Kenny â"š¬í…"Snakebiteâ"š¬? Jacobs)
We donâ"š¬â"ž¢t have no lovinâ"š¬â"ž¢s in El Paso
We donâ"š¬â"ž¢t go to porno picture shows
We donâ"š¬â"ž¢t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.
And Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
We donâ"š¬â"ž¢t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till theyâ"š¬â"ž¢re married
So hosinâ"š¬â"ž¢ sheep is good enough for us.
And Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour
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