Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
(Kinky Friedman)
Why do you bob your nose, girls, it does not look so nice,
If itâ"š¬â"ž¢ s just to keep in fashion, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s not the Lordâ"š¬â"ž¢s advice.
Well, you mangle Mother Nature and brave the Lordâ"š¬â"ž¢s command
You care about your nose, girls, and reach the Glory Land.
Why do you bob your nose, girls, itâ"š¬â"ž¢s not the thing to do,
Run with that nose and some day the Lord may say to you:
You naughty little booger, you honky tonkinâ"š¬â"ž¢ hose
But at least Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m glad for one thing: youâ"š¬â"ž¢sll never bob your nose.