Beautiful Teamsters
Beautiful teamsters, please let me join
'Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin
Beautiful teamsters, I love youse all
That's why I'm standing by your union hall
I would be proud to carry my load
Help all the drivers stuck by the road
Beautiful teamsters, driving by night
Pass on the left side but not on the right
Wouldst you would take me life would be sweet
Then I could eat where the truck drivers eat
Beautiful teamsters, I'll pay the dues
Give me the news that I'm now one of youse
Crossing state lines with no opposition
Thanks to the interstate commoice commission
Driving through sleet and blizzard and shower
Blocking each street at the peak of rush hour
Tossing big boxes into the air
Specially the ones that say, "Handle with care"
Beautiful teamsters, won't you take me
Or I'll go back to practicing brain soigery